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DO NOT talk to me while I'm sitting on the pot., man. I'm very fucking busy!!!!!
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Why is America fat? Let me tell you why. "Hi, can I have a steak burrito on a flour tortilla with extra rice, no beans, lots of extra cheese, sour cream, and both types of sauteed vegetables? Oh, and olives. I'd like some olives please." "Oh yeah, AND A DIET COKE"!!! LOL
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I hate when I find a piece of TP hanging from my ass from a few hours before! I hate that I pick my butt.
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I love me dog...I take my dog out 4 times a day and when I wake up in the morning he shits on my floor WTF?
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These bastards can suck my balls! They are worse then the mob! FUCK THEM, FUCK THEM ALL!
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